For all you single ladies in such a hurry to get married, here’s a quick Bible lesson:

Ruth patiently waited on her mate, Boaz. While waiting on your Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Fakeaz, Cheapaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz, or Marriedaz! And especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz.

Please… wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!

I have no idea where this nugget of wisdom originated from, but if I were to compile a scrapbook of advice for my future daughter, this would unquestionably be included. Props to the mastermind who wrote it—way to keep it classy, fresh, and Godly.